We sell media...  Jenny - online field sales

What's the best thing about working in media sales?

Media lunches

What's the best or worst sales line you've ever used/heard?

Worst I've used:

Me (to male pensioner in motorcycle shop): "I think you would benefit from some Purple Helmet Polish."

Worst heard:

Recent remark from an estate agent to my brother, who phoned after waiting patiently for 6 weeks for them to supply a vital piece of info to exchange on his house sale: "Look, you really can't keep calling us like this..."

A veterinary nurse to me when I am presenting the cat for a dental: "I'd recommend you have the blood tests first, they show up all sorts of things - a cat yesterday looked fine but after it had the test it turned out it had terminal cancer."

The same veterinary nurse to my mother who recently spent two thousand pounds on an operation for her cat: "We don't normally recommend that type of injection; it's very expensive."

What's the funniest thing that you've ever seen on the way to or from work?

A policeman discovering that his nice shiny new Gatso has just been torched.

If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be and what would you say?

To my cat: "Shit outside!"